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“Vieni in discoteca stasera? Ho un biglietto omaggio”

“Grazie, ma รจ Omaggio Donna”

“Lo so, io sono la Donna Omaggio..”

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I’m not pretty. I am a male distraction weapon

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Any resemblance with persons that exist is mostly coincidence.

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I’m going out with him in the afternoon to pretend i’m also concerned with him as a person

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I’ll go to her and bring some chocolate, then i expect to understand her feelings toward me

Yes and maybe you’ll write “get with me” with chocolate and the girl will answer “yeah sure” with whipped cream.

It would be beautiful!

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Things you may (not want to) hear from your lover (or wannabe)

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Any resemblance with persons that exist is mostly coincidence.

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